Russel Peters Rocks!

After being at the Russel Peter's show last night- I have come to a conclusion. Anywhere in the world, comedy comprises of only 2 things- sex and shit! These are the only 2 topics which comedians today can think of, that people will laugh at...I'm not saying I didn't laugh... Oh, I did... in fact we laughed so much, we could have pee'd in our pants... :))

But that's not the point here... maybe we laughed because he just said the most grossest things possible...! :) But comedy it was... in fact I thought that the guy next to me would fall off his chair.. (personally, i thought he wasn't getting the jokes, so he was simply pretending to find it funny... coz he was laughing even if RP just said Fuck! :)

When you're sad or feeling the blues- you need people around you to get you going... but who do you call during your stressful times? My experience has taught me that the people you call at 2 am in the middle of tears, are your actual friends... these are the people you trust the most and the ones in front of whom you don't keep any pretences... 

you might not necessarily call these people every week... you might not even hang out with them as much as you do with your regular gang of friends... but in the time of need- when you browse through your phone book and keep rejecting people and finally reach a name which makes you feel, "Ah, this person I can call..." well, thats the kind of people to keep around you... those are the kind of people who won't judge you... they'll just be your friend... 

p.s. I'm glad I have a couple of names at least and people who I can count on- when my tears don't stop :)

Jokes@telegraph.com

Now that I have run out of comics and joke books - I simply pick up the daily newspaper and gobble up all the funny things that happen in our country... our great elected politicians provide enough material for a good laugh early in the morning :) Details below-

Front picture in the telegraph today (click here). A TMC panchayat samiti sabhapati picks up her slipper and throws it at an MLA. The MLA (guy in red circle) also picks up his slipper to throw back at her- but is stopped by police. Tch tch tch... poor guy... would be missing the street fights he used to have in the by-lanes of Kolkata. Aik aurat se maar kha gya? What will my friends think of me..? Ek baar to chappal maar deta yaar... :( 

The lady, err ahem...I mean woman, would be happy that her picture came in the front page of Bengal's largest circulating daily!! But why, oh why didn't she wear her new sandals. The bright red one with big heels on them (bought from New Market during Durga Puja)! They would have looked so nice in the picture. But chalo never mind...at least I got to hit that guy... have been dying to vent out my frustration for quite some time... now my shaashu ma and hasbaand will know what will happen to them if they mess with me next time! :))

Go fish!

People are of 2 kinds- the married and the non-married...! 

What I like about the non-married ones like me, is that they are bindaas and chilled in life and happy to stay that way... Now, the married ones have already been belled and so they cannot see us enjoying a carefree life... so, you will find people (invariably the married ones!) asking questions like, "So, when are you getting married?" 

Now the possible answers I'd like to give to that are-

a) I got married a month ago- but didn't wanna invite you :D

b)  When are you having children? 

c) I'm engaged to an African witch doctor- as soon as he comes back to India, we're settling down :)

d) I'm actually waiting for my parents to accept my lesbian relationship with my girlfriend

All in all the point is that I'm not getting married so soon... so anyone who wants an answer to that question- please refer to any of the points above! :P

One wild night!

After a really really long time I partied really hard.. like it was One Last Night.. I was enjoying the haze, the loud thumping music... danced like hell... and I couldn't care less about who else was there or whether people were looking or not... Just felt this crazy need to dance and dance some more till I couldn't move another muscle in my body and to just fall into bed exhausted...

Was definitely one hell of a night...!

I'm sitting all alone at home on a Saturday night, passing time on Orkut! I can't believe ki ab aise din dekhne padenge mujhe... :)) Gosh I miss those days when I could just walk out of my room or house or hostel and just go anywhere I wished to or do anything I wished to... the things I miss the most these days are-

• Sleeping really really late at night 
• Last minute snacks in the NC at 2 am
• Having maggi for dinner
• Waking up at 2pm and rushing for lunch
• Campus parties
• Staying up the whole night and being the first ones at breakfast
• Making plans for every weekend while in Mumbai
• Rushing off to Alibaug in an impromptu plan with only a female friend... (today I can't imagine being out after 8, at a coffee shop 5 mins from home!)
• My PG aunties telling me that I don't go out often enough ;)
• Being woken up at 3 in the night and taken to Nasik by friends :D
• Lovely breakfasts/brunches at the best hotels, without people telling me not to spend too much :P 

How many of you have seen a completely new born baby? Like a really really new born one- only like 10-15 mins into the world... the sight has to be the sweetest, most marvelous and miraculous thing in the world... I am the proud Bua of this little baby and believe me it feels great to be called an aunt :) 

Though if you actually stood back and just looked at the baby you might not necessarily feel that it was the most beautiful sight in the world. It was red all over with some white stuff all over it... was kind of gooey... and the umbilical cord was still hanging out from its navel (don't get me to describe it... it wasn't pretty believe me :)

But yet, like I side earlier, the whole concept of child birth is just so miraculous that you forget all these little things... when you hear the baby cry (actually you can't even hear it, coz everyone around you is going all ooo aaahh.... ) it just feels like wow... and its teeny tiny hands and feet and its red face- they all just seem so special- its out of the world :)